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Rewriting The Constitution:

The Second Amendment

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Old!  Dated!  Boring!  We are living in 2009 and this just is not holding up too well.  Since there are some people who can see that this clearly says that we may not own any firearms, why not clarify this and spice it up a little while we’re at it.

  • The armed forces of the United States of America may keep, store, and use firearms of any type provided they are only and permanently located at officially declared training ranges.  Such ranges shall be approved of by Congress and by no means may be located within nine hundred and fifty nautical miles of any population center.
  • The armed forces of the United States of America may utilize firearms during times of war, national emergency, or strife with the understanding that said arms must be of a caliber of .22 or less, and not capable of firing more than two rounds within thirty seconds.
  • The citizenry of the United States of America may keep, store, and use firearms of any type or fashion provided that #1 The propellant is limited to an elastic band, not more than 5 millimeters in diameter and with an un-stressed length of not more than 10 centimeters, and #2 The projectile may only be a 3 gram paper clip or less.
  • Congress may, at it’s discretion, make any law or regulation modifying any of the above if deemed necessary.
  • All toy firearms and any depictions of actual, or reproductions of firearms shall henceforth be banned.  

Obviously this is a more common sense approach to our gun problems.  What you need to do now to take action is to copy the new and improved Second Amendment and forward it to your representatives and request the process be started to amend the amendment.

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